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KHD – The wilderness is alive! The truly wild road variety show 1N2D! Usually, we meet early in the morning to do the opening, get to our location at night, and then do our thing the next day, right?
LSG – yes
MCM – We get it, so can you hurry it up hyungnim? I have an appearance to make.
Laughter among the guys at the way he’s dressed.
KimC – What is that?
MCM – I have an appearance to make, an appearance.
LSG – Hyung you have a schedule? (Koreans say the word schedule to describe “a performance, an appearance on a show, etc.).
MCM – The sucky thing is, out of nowhere they’re saying that this is a 2N3D. They told me this just today.
KHD starts looking at something and…
MCM – I have to go to [some hip-hop club in] AhnSahn, AhnSahn.
KHD – So the reason you came in with this big black jacket and took it off to reveal yourself all dressed up was just to make us laugh?
MCM – yes
KHD and the guys are all impressed with MCM’s effort.
MCM – If I can get just one rise out of you guys I’m happy…
KHD – I see… He doesn’t really have a distinct character but he IS pretty funny.
MCM – [My character is] the Wild Monkey hyungnim – I’ve gotten my bearings on this show thank you very much.
KHD – As the Wild Monkey huh?
MCM – yes…
KHD – Having been 1N2D thus far, why is it all of a sudden 2N3D?
EJW says that the production is trying to cater too much to the viewers (because they like seeing the guys exhaust themselves).
EJW – Let’s not lose sight of the spirit of the show – isn’t it to show all the remote and beautiful places Korea has to offer?
MCM – I think we’re really going to the Himalayas (meaning that the show’s really about seeing the guys laboriously struggle).
They show clips of the guys suffering (obviously THAT’s the spirit of the show! haha).
MCM – Please don’t do this. My body’s gone through so much shooting 1N2D. Do you know what happened to me recently? This REALLY happened. I got home late one night after shooting 1N2D. Right outside my house, there was this cute little black cat. It didn’t look like an alley cat – it looked like a house cat that got lost. I decided to take the cat in, but it kept walking away from me. It looked weak as it kept walking away. I kept following the cat and as I got close, IT TURNED OUT TO BE A BLACK PLASTIC BAG! I kid you not! I’m starting to see things (that’s how tiring the shoot is…).
KimC – Aside from being tired, I have a kid at home – you guys make me leave home for two days every week.
KHD – It’s okay for someone who already HAS a kid. I’m at point in my life where I’m trying to make one!
Everyone laughs, and KimC apologizes for not taking KHD’s point into account. HA. KHD asks the PD again – what’s with us meeting late at night like this?
PD – Like EJW said, we want to honor the spirit of the show and show the viewers an especially beautiful place, so to make the time, we’ll need to sleep here at KBS so we can leave first thing in the morning. The guys are all perplexed about sleeping at KBS.
KHD – Is there a hotel inside the KBS building?
The PD tells them that there are bunks along a hallway. The PD tells the guys that the departure time is 7:30 am, and that he’s suggesting they sleep at KBS because they can’t trust any of them being on time for such an early call.
KHD – Why can’t we just go home and sleep and be back here by 7:30 am?
PD – Do you think you can do it?
They say “of course!”
PD – If anyone wants to go home they can, but know that we’re heading not ONE SECOND LATER than 7:30 am.
LSG – So if you’re late, how will you get to the location?
PD – You’ll have to figure it out on your own. I’m here because I’ve had it happen to me (meaning the time he and Kim Jong Min were left at the train station).
The guys all laugh.
EJW – Wow, you’re still carrying that with you.
KHD – You’re worse than Jong Min (cuz the PD’s still harboring ill feelings about the incident HA).
LSGeun – Where are we leaving from?
PD – Right outside KBS.
LSGeun – Then we can just park outside and sleep there tonight!
The guys laugh at how that makes no sense:
KHD/LSG – Sleeping here at KBS is better than sleeping in a car!
LSGeun – aha.
EJW – The PD’s confusing us…it’s tough to determine what the best course of action is.
PD – It doesn’t matter to me – either sleep here, or at one of the members’ house if he lives close to here…
KHD – SuGeun, you live…
LSGeun – I live right around the corner
KHD – But there’s someone (wife) there…
LSGeun – Why would there be! I’m not even married yet. She comes and goes, but isn’t living with me yet.
EJW – Where do you live exactly?
LSGeun – My place is right there in SangAhm
KHD – SangAhm just right here
LSGeun – It’s not even 10 minutes away.
KHD – What are we going to do about breakfast?
PD – There’s a cafeteria here.
LSG – Oh there is? Then I’ll spend the night here!
KHD – Me too. Me too.
MCM – I want to sleep at SuGeun hyung’s.
KimC – I’ll go over to SuGeun’s as well.
LSG – The food’s free and I can really eat here and depart?
FEMALE PD – We’ll wake you up and fee you as well.
KimC starts to say something:
KHD – Wait but if the two of us sleep together, there’s going to be a misunderstanding.
KHD – You don’t have to do anything to spread it (gay rumors HA!). If you don’t ask if I can live with you or not, there won’t be any misunderstandings.
KHD – Really though, can you live without me? Probably one day, but can you live an entire week without me? (LSG’s caption reads “This is really crazy…”) Think hard and take your time in answering.
KHD – Ok then…let’s go ahead and tomorrow morning… (MCM’s caption reads “HURRY UP I have somewhere to go…” – then while KHD keeps rambling on the caption reads “MCM’s only thinking about his concert…”)
MCM – I have to leave for AhnSahn already!
EJW – Why does a fighting cheer take 1N2D!
KHD – Haha. 1N2D!!!
MCM’s off to AhnSahn. LSGeun and KimC are off to LSGeun’s house. KHD/EJW/LSG settle in at the KBS offices.
MCM – They HAD to call us over here when it’s this cold? I might come down with a sickness… I may see the “black cat” again! (haha)
KimC – (to the cameraman) We’re you on the boat with us when we went fishing for crabs?
CAMERAMAN – Yes
KimC – Look how it ages people (meaning the cameraman looks older on account of the rigors of the show Ha).
KHD asks the cameraman (who he doesn’t recognize) if the staff has been changed and she tells him that she’s normally a cameraperson on SangSangPlus but is helping out here, and that she’s the only new person.
CAMERAGIRL – Why you don’t like me?
KHD – Oh no no – I’m just concerned about how much you’re going to suffer (on account of the show’s production).
LSG – She probably came on without any idea (of how tough the shoot is).
KHD – That’s why…PREPARE YOURSELF…
KHD – We’ve lost another staff member. She just turned off her camera and has passed out.
CAMERAGIRL – 1N2D, sucking people in. It doesn’t seem like one can escape. (Arrow back to the cameragirl – caption reads – But for now, she has no idea what she’s going to endure, and is giving her all)
LSG tells KHD he’s hungry.
KHD – we can buy whatever we want tonight right?
LSG – But we don’t have our wallets. Can we get tomorrow’s stipend in advance?
HUH DANG shows up on screen (to imply – Does he not know how this show works by now?)
Subject changes and KHD tells LSG that married women in their 30s love LSG more than any of the other members by an overwhelming margin.
LSG – No that’s not true.
KHD – I’m seriously not kidding.
LSG – If that was the case I think I’d be able to feel it…that maybe I am THAT popular…but I don’t think it’s like that right now. Really.
KHD – Are you trying to play humble again? Because there’s a camera here? You have a slight tendency to do that don’t you.
LSG – I don’t not have it you’re right hahaha…
KHD – Hahaha you really can’t live without me can you?
LSG – Without you?
(Funny music comes on as Caption reads – Here we go again…)
(KHD’s thought bubble reads “Can you live without me?”)
(LSG’s thought bubble reads “I’ll want to see you, I’ll be sad…)
KHD – You can’t live without me right?
LSG – Without you?
KHD – Yeah.
LSG – No I can’t!
KHD is so happy he can’t contain himself, BUT:
LSG – However, I’d like to try living without you to see if I really can’t live without you. I’ll buy you a plane ticket for you to go abroad for a month, and while you’re away, the show you host – Golden Fish – I’ll take your place for a bit.
KHD doesn’t like this addendum to LSG’s answer, so he tells LSG that he’ll show him a fight technique…
ON THE ROAD WITH MCM
MCM – The show starts shooting tomorrow, but they called us in because they thought we’d be tardy.
MCM’s manager can’t believe that that was why the meeting was called.
ROADIE – Seriously though, is the kanari drinking for real?
MCM – Of course. You can’t fake anything on 1N2D. It’s real.
ROADIE – But you faked that one thing (the kanari thing?).
MCM – What?!
ROADIE – It wasn’t? You guys use only the money that they give you? That’s not real right?
MCM – What?!
ROADIE – Really?
MCM – You really don’t have any clue. I really have to eat a lot right now.
ROADIE – Why?
MCM – They seriously don’t feed you anything!
ROADIE – They don’t give you food?
MCM – Food? You have to eat two meals with 6 dollars.
ROADIE – But it’s possible to eat two meals with 6 dollars.
MCM – Among 6 people!
BACK AT KBS
LSG is clamoring about food. KHD takes EJW’s drink but then rethinks drinking it:
KHD – I don’t want to drink it — you have a cold.
EJW – I’m fine now. Anyway, there’s a little bit left… (I don’t get what the joke is here but KHD spits out the drink).
They laugh and then out of nowhere, LSG chimes in with:
LSG – Is this hot water?
LSG – I saw steam coming out. (Caption reads – There’s STEAM coming out of a cold can?)
KHD laughs hysterically.
EJW – Are you (like MCM) seeing this can as a black plastic bag? (HA!)
LSG – But I saw steam. I really saw steam. Wow I really must be losing my mind.
EJW – Really though, where are they going to feed us ramen?
We see the boxes of ramen and drinks and KHD tells us that all that belongs to the production staff (sadly not our 6 guys).
IN THE ELEVATOR
KHD – Hey EJW, are you stealing that? PD, Jiwon stole this!
EJW – Wait you’re the one who handed it to me!
KHD – You’re really wrong to do this. Shame on you.
We see that EJW in fact was being framed by KHD HA!!! Funny still shot of the three guys with the caption reading OCEANS 3 (instead of 11 – haha).
AT THE COMMISSARY
seeing LSG with the stolen drinks:
KHD – Hahah why are you carrying that around?
PD – I’m gonna return this. 2014?
LSG – For a six-pack of soda you’re asking me to stay on the show until 2014? (HAHA!)
PD – (referring to EJW) He’s signed on for life (so 2014 is nothing).
EJW – Really, when will 1N2D end?
KHD – The purpose of 1N2D is to show all the beautiful places Korea has to offer so when we run out of places, I guess that’s when it’ll end.
Funny as LSG and EJW realize that they’re going to be on the show for a long time…Ha.
The guys finally get their ramen:
LSG – Wow, looks tasty.
As they eat, out of nowhere, EJW has a bone to pick with poor unsuspecting LSG:
EJW – Deep down inside, you think you’re better than me don’t you.
LSG – What do you mean?
KHD just starts laughing at the randomness.
EJW – It’s been determined that my IQ is 160.
KHD laughs hysterically at the thought HA!
EJW – What’s so funny?
KHD – Do you share all that intelligence with others? (meaning you must be giving away a lot of that 160 IQ haha).
LSG asks EJW if by chance he uses something (I don’t know what he’s talking about).
EJW – The test results really show it.
Onto another topic:
KHD – How are you supposed to eat ramen so that your face doesn’t swell up? Did someone say to add milk to it?
EJW – If you’re going to do that you might as well not eat it!
LSG – Exactly.
EJW – Why eat ramen that has milk in it?
KHD – I heard that if you add a little milk, your face doesn’t get puffy.
LSG – Then why not drink milk after you eat ramen?
LSG – Drinking milk after eating ramen and eating ramen with milk mixed in is the same thing. They’re going to mix in your stomach regardless.
EJW – That makes no sense – then why to you eat lettuce wraps? Why not eat one ingredient at a time separately?
KHD – Right! Why eat lettuce wraps the way we eat it.
LSG – That’s because it’s tedious to eat one ingredient at a time, that’s why we bunch them together when eating lettuce wraps.
As KHD pigs out:
EJW – Hyung, your face is going to swell up no matter what you eat if you eat like that! It’s not just ramen! (HA!!!)
LSG and EJW marvel at the way KHD eats.
KHD – All finished! (So funny and cute!)
AT LSGeun’s HOUSE
LSGeun – Welcome
KimC – The smell in here…
LSGeun – Yeah it still smells like a loner’s place doesn’t it.
KimC – This place is a lot nicer than I thought!
LSGeun – I can’t understand why the other guys didn’t want to come over when my place is this big?
KimC – It’s an ample house!
LSGeun – Exactly! We should call them and tell them to come over.
BACK AT KBS
STAFF MEMBER – It’s time to go to sleep.
KHD – Okay then, turn off the cameras. If you turn off your cameras, then we’ll know that it’s time to go to sleep. They still have the cameras on while we’re sleeping.
EJW – I know! I can’t tell night from day because of it!
KHD – Haha EJW you kill me.
BACK AT LSGeun’s HOUSE
LSGeun – I will now introduce you to the room where KimC will be spending the night. Hyungnim, come on in.
KimC – Wow. Why did the guys refuse to spend the night in a place like this? Let me lie down for a second.
LSGeun – Please go ahead.
Funny pose KimC!
BACK AT KBS
LSG – Look bunk beds!
KHD – I’ve never slept in a bunk bed before.
LSG – Me too I want to experience sleeping on a top bunk.
EJW – Hyung you can’t…You can’t ever sleep on a top bunk!
LSG – Hyung are you going to sleep on top? And leave the bottom bunk empty?
BACK AT LSGeun’s HOUSE
KimC – What is this? Who came up with the concept for the cabinets? This is lame! You did this didn’t you.
LSGeun – No my girlfriend did.
KimC – (!!!! – awkward! HA!) (seeing the picture) Wow she’s pretty.
LSGeun – Hyung and I just got here after buying some groceries.
KimC – Mong-ah, it’s killer here, hurry up.
LSGeun – Just looking at the picture….(kiss)
KimC – He’s kissing a picture and everything!
OUT IN THE STREET
MCM and LSGeun meet up.
MCM – I missed you.
LSGeun – Really? Did you do a good job (at the club)?
MCM – yeah.
BACK AT LSGeun’s HOUSE
MCM – Wow this place is totally nice!
KimC/LSGeun prepared mackerel stew for MCM, and MCM bought a sashimi plate for his hyungs (AWWW!!!)
MCM – It looks like we’re going to go to bed really late…are we going to be able to wake up?
KimC – What time are we supposed to wake up again?
LSGeun – Wake up at 6:30, wash up and get ready by 7, and then get to KBS by 7:30. Do we need 30 minutes to wash up and get ready?
MCM – No.
KimC – We just need to brush our teeth.
MCM – Let’s wake up at 6. (Caption reads that it’s currently 1:30am)
KimC – What for???
MCM says he wants to wake up that early so that they can shoot stuff for the show because it was quiet when he was in the car with his manager and roadie (meaning they didn’t get much footage to use for the show).
LSGeun – It was the same way for us! (This is so funny because indeed, we didn’t see any KimC/LSGeun footage inside their car haha). We got nothing. Right now, we’re wondering what the KBS team is doing.
KimC – We didn’t have anything to do.
BACK AT KBS
Captions tell us that the KBS team isn’t doing much either, and that a cameraman is aimlessly following around LSG.
LSG – Are you coming into the shower too? It says MEN here (Cameraman is a girl). I’ll wash up and come back out.
Cameragirl waits 20 minutes outside the men’s shower, and continues to follow LSG around.
LSG – Not sure if I’m going to be able to wake up tomorrow morning…
KHD – There’s only one camera here. I wonder if it’ll shoot Seung Gi, or if it’ll shoot me. Will it follow me around, or will it follow Seung Gi around. We only have one camera person right now…
LSG – I want to get some sleep. I’m tired.
LSG didn’t stop to listen to KHD and had the cameragirl follow him, which killed KHD’s whole “who will the cameraman follow” stuff.
KHD – Cameragirl! Cameragirl!
LSG – Thank you cameragirl.
KHD brings up the who will the cameraman follow game again. KHD tries to lure the cameragirl over to him, but she follows EJW haha.
LSG – Go follow HoDong hyung for a bit please…he needs some camera time. He’s the MC…he’s the leader.
(Captions reads – But still the cameragirl only shoots LSG. Then it’s only EJW. Sorry but we have to use footage from Hodong from elsewhere.)
LSG plays around on the top bunk, worrying KHD (ha!).
BACK AT LSGeun’s HOUSE
LSGeun – 6:00? Do you think this is loud enough to wake us up?
KimC – Argh! The neighbors will be able to wake up too! Set it to 6:30.
LSGeun – 6:30?
MCM plays around with the clock and (accidentally?) turns off the alarm…
(Caption reads that it’s now 2:30am)
LSGeun – Do we just go to sleep like this? Do you want to go to sleep listening to some music?
KimC – No it’s okay just lay down and go to bed.
MCM – I think he wants to have a slumber party.
LSGeun – I just want to turn on some music.
MCM – Hyungnim just sleep I won’t be able to sleep if it’s noisy…
The guys dance throughout the night. LSGeun gets an email from his girlfriend.
MCM – I’m so tired but I can’t sleep.
Someone farts at 5:00am haha!
It’s 6:30am and the alarm doesn’t sound at LSGeun’s house! Meanwhile at KBS the female PD shouts out that they’re leaving in 10 minutes so wake up!
LSG – Food…Are you not going to feed us?
KHD – Did you say we’re not going to eat?
LSG – I slept here because we were told we’d be fed…
PD – If you get up now, you’ll have ten minutes and be able to eat…if not, then you’ll have to leave without eating.
LSG – Hyung why do you snore so loud! I couldn’t sleep at all!
KHD – I didn’t sleep.
LSG – Did you say you didn’t sleep?
KHD – Someone was snoring…
LSG – Someone kept kncoking like this… (The last three lines doesn’t make much sense…) Jiwon hyung, you have to wake up. We have to leave.
The KBS team make their way:
LSG – HoDong hyung’s face is really swollen!
KHD – My face is really swollen.
LSG – It REALLY is!
IN THE ELEVATOR
KHD – Right now’s a great time to play a game…the loser has to smell the winners’ morning breath!
It’s 7:10 and LSG/KimC/MCM are still sleeping! Meanwhile, the KBS team gets to eat:
KHD – Yum this is hearty.
LSG – Thank you for the food! Should we call SuGeun hyun? See if they’re on their way?
EJW – I’m nervous about that team!
KHD – Have faith in them.
EJW – Have faith?
LSG – I don’t think they’re up. It was super hard for us to wake up…
BACK AT LSGeun’s HOUSE/KBS COMMISSARY
The guys wake up thanks to LSGeun’s cell phone. MCM is wondering why the alarm didn’t go off. They’re clearly late. LSGeun thinks that the KBS team hasn’t gotten up yet…but they’re up and enjoying breakfast…
OUTSIDE KBS/LSGeun’s HOUSE
KHD – The wilderness lives…1N2D!!!….Where is our destination?
PD – We’ll tell you right at 7:30.
KHD – 7:30 ok.
EJW/LSG/KHD – We have two minutes left.
KHD calls KimC:
KimC – Hello?
KHD – KimC, we’re about to leave where are you?
KImC – Oh we’re almost there.
KHD – You’re almost here?
KimC – Ugh it seems like Mong didn’t set the alarm correctly…
KHD – Whether the alarm was set or not, you have 10 seconds. Talk to you later!
KimC – We’ll be right there…
KHD – You guys do whatever you have 5 seconds. Time’s up!
KimC – We’ll be right…hello?
KHD – They’re saying something about Mong and the alarm…they’re making up excuses. Well, it’s 7:30, time to give us our itinerary.
PD – You guys know that movie MAPADO?
KHD – Yes about the place where the grandmas live…
The PD tells them that they’re going to the coastal village where MAPADO was filmed. This scares KHD, as he thinks they’re going to have to go on another boating trip like last time (when they went crab-catching).
KHD – It sounds like you’ll be putting us on a boat and make us catch fish!
PD – Let’s make the late arriving team do it.
KHD – What? HAHAHAHA!
EJW – You’re enjoying the thought way too much!
IN LSGeun’s CAR
LSGeun – Mongah what happened?
MCM – I don’t know I think the staff members tricked us…
KimC – Aish you should have set the alarm properly.
LSGeun – My alarm is so loud it rings all the way to this elementary school over there.
KimC – DO you think the KBS team left already? Do we even know where we’re going (for our trip)?
MCM – We don’t…
LSGeun – I don’t think they’ve left yet…
INSIDE THE BUS
KHD – It’s 7:30, and we’re off, just like we said we would.
LSG – What are the other members going to do?
KHD – The other team doesn’t even know where we’re going.
LSG – So the other three can just go home?
KHD – That would be nice if that was the case.
BACK IN LSGeun’s CAR
KimC – Mongah, give the other team a call.
MCM – I’m scared to call HoDong hyung I’ll call Seung Gi.
KimC – Seung Gi doesn’t have a phone.
LSG – Gosh we’re in trouble (Traffic!)
BACK INSIDE THE BUS
EJW – They’ll have to meet up with us…but they don’t know where.
KHD – Let’s teach them a lesson for being late, and also help our cause as well. We’ll tell them where to meet up with us, and also make them go catch fish.
BACK IN LSGeun’s CAR
MCM – Wow the rising sun is beautiful!
KimC – Is that what’s important right now?
LSGeun – Goodness.
KimC – It really is beautiful (HA!).
LSGeun – Hyung, no one’s called us huh?
KimC picks up his phone and dials…
INSIDE THE BUS/INSIDE LSGeun’s CAR
KHD – We will now reach out and call the other team. HAHA speak of the devil they’re calling US right now!
EJW – Hyung, sound like you just woke up!
KHD – Hello? Where are you?
KimC – Oh sorry (I woke you). We’re not even five minutes out. Where are you?
KHD – Five minutes out? Oh okay. Call me when you get here. There.
KHD/EJW/LSG laugh at the fact that the other guys are 5 minutes away from the place of departure, while they’re already 30 minutes out!
KimC – He sounded like he was sleeping.
LSGeun – really?
KimC – What’s this?
MCM – He must have just woken up.
LSGeun – Then why did he yell at you on the phone earlier?
KimC – Oh yeah.
LSGeun – You think they’ve already left and he’s just (pretending to talk) like that?
KimC – It was a trick?
LSGeun – Yeah. They already left argh…
KimC – He said to call him when we got there.
MCM – Let’s call them when we get there and see if they tell us where the destination is.
LSGeun – Ugh I hope I’m not looking at driving another 7 or 8 hours.
KHD/LSG/EJW marvel at the rising sun.
EJW – Looking at that reminds me of SuGeun hyung’s eye… (HAHA! LSGeun’s tired, bloodshot eyes from driving so much!)
MCM – Alright we’re here…
LSGeun – They’re gone.
KimC – No they’re not – there’s a bus right out front.
LSGeun – Our show uses that many buses? The camera crew isn’t here, no one’s here…
KimC – You think they really left?
LSGeun – Try calling again. There’s no one here! We always do our opening right here.
KimC – Yes we’re here.
KHD – You’ve arrived at the KBS entrance? You guys go ahead and head out now.
KimC – You have to tell us where to go…
KHD – You guys just believe in your instincts and you should be able to meet up with us.
EJW – Hyung, tell them to go straight.
KHD – Hello? If you can’t say anything just say straight. Say straight.
KimC – What? Straight? Gosh hyung!
EJW – KimC hyung?
KimC – Listen to me. We’re late fine, okay? But if it was us and you guys we’re late, we would have waited for you.
LSGeun – Jiwonah turn around and come back!
EJW – (pretending to tell KimC where they are)…Hyung, when I turn to my left I see the sun rising. Yeah it’s to the left and it’s really red. You have to follow that and find us hyung.
KimC – What you see the sun? Hey!
KHD – We’ll give you a hint in return for a favor from you guys.
LSGeun – We’ll do whatever you ask of us just…give us some directions.
KHD – Ok then, the hint is in the form of a Hangul letter.
LSGeun – Hangul letter? Okay tell me.
KHD – SUH.
LSGeun – SUH? Is it Seoul?
KHD – Seoul? SuGeunah, come on.
LSGeun – Are you saying that the place we’re going to is named SUH?
KHD – Highway! SUH!
LSGeun – You want us to stop on the highway? (SUH means “stop” or “stand” in Korean)
KHD – I’m not saying to stop! Just promise you’ll do what we request and I’ll tell you where to go.
KimC – Just don’t tell us to sleep in the tent.
KHD – Call! Along the way to Suh-Hae-An there’s the Suh-Hae-An bridge let’s meet there. We’ll be waiting.
LSGeun – Suh-Hae-An bridge? Goodness it’s not like we’re selling and trading something…
KimC – This was like some sort of drug deal… (HA!)
PD – Once we get to the meeting spot, we’ll buy you three whatever you guys want to eat.
KHD – I will show KBS struggling with money for the first time (because he’s going to eat up everything! HA!). You shouldn’t have said that! By saying you’ll buy whatever we want, I’ll make KBS teeter!
LSGeun – Mong-ah, how does Jiwon go to the other side (KHD’s side?) so easily?
MCM – Jiwon hyung has no loyalty. Jiwon hyung is like that, Seung Gi is like that…from now on, I’m not going to respond to anything they do or say. I’m only going to laugh at stuff SuGeun hyung and KimC hyung says.
LSGeun – Me too. You guys say one thing and I’ll be on the floor laughing.
KimC – I brought food for you guys.
LSGeun – really?
KimC – Hey I’m loyal.
MCM – Ooh a chocolate bar.
KimC – It’s not a chocolate bar.
LSGeun – My ringtone is Jiwon’s song too. I want to change it! I’m going to change it to Mong’s song Ice Cream. (Funny Captions on MCM as it says – LSGeun is saying he’s going to change his ringtone to a MCM song but he doesn’t hear anything — all he sees is the snack!) Mong-ah, you don’t have any sort of response?
MCM – Huh? Yes? What did you say? He has something to eat here hyung. I better savor this…
AT THE MEETING SPOT
MCM – Where are you!!!
KimC – That’s not a nice thing to do…
LSGeun – The passengers haven’t boarded the boat – how do you just go ahead and set sail?!
KimC – Let’s say we slept at KBS and something small happened to you guys…
(Haha is KHD even listening?)
LSG – Spicy Rice Cakes and Blood Sausage!
KHD – He said we can eat as much as we want.
KimC – Seung Gi’s easily swayed. Let’s persuade Seung Gi to give us some food.
MCM – I’m not eating. I’m not giving in. Sang Geun-ah let’s go. We don’t have to eat.
KHD/LSG/EJW partake in all the tasty food:
LSGeun – Hyungnim! Hyungnim! Now I understand what you were trying to say.
KHD – What.
LSGeun – That I was wrong…I messed up.
KimC – Let me have one piece.
EJW – Hyung, KimC hyung keeps asking me for some – I shouldn’t give him any right?
MCM – That’s really mean!
KHD – Eat everything and give him the scrap.
KimC – What is that?
EJW – You don’t want it?
(HAHA!!! KimC ate it! LSGeun can’t believe KimC threw away his pride.)
LSGeun – KimC hyung betrayed us! He took them napkins so they can wipe their mouths! You call yourself a hyung? Wow. I’m not eating!
MCM – I’m not eating!
LSGeun – Me too! (As soon as MCM is out of sight…) I’ll have one bite hyungnim.
EJW – Just try this – I haven’t had spicy rice cakes like this EVER!
KHD – How can you get mad at a person who want us to wipe our mouths? (HAHA! Funny as KHD feeds KimC a big piece of food!)
KimC – Mong must be really full…and also, he’s the one that touched the alarm clock last!
Poor MCM with SangGeun:
MCM – You have to stay by my side. If I didn’t have you… (Funny caption on SangGeun that says “I want to go.”) Come here!
LSGeun becomes a waiter HA!
LSGeun – Come this way for the blood sausages.
Funny how he was mad at KimC earlier, but now LSGeun is actually wiping their mouths for them! MCM spots LSGeun’s betrayal:
MCM – Hyung!
LSGeun – I’m not eating! Look at KimC hyung! (HAHA!!!)
MCM – I don’t care that we’re shooting a show here I’m really upset! I’m just fine! Go ahead and give SangGeun some food too! I’m okay! I’m really not eating! Feed SangGeun!
LSGeun – Please move out the way so we can eat the blood sausages.
MCM – How can you treat me like this hyung?
EJW – We can smell the dog so please step aside.
LSG – A piece for SangGeun.
This hits MCM hard and he finally gives in! He gets on his knees! Awwwww!!!!!!!
MCM – Just one piece!!! Give me just one piece!
KHD – Are you truly sorry about the fact that you missed the 730 call time?
MCM – yes.
KHD – Do you acknowledge the wrongdoing?
MCM – yes.
KHD – Is it tasty?
MCM kissing KHD hahaha!!!
KHD – (to KimC) Do you accept your misdeed?
KimC – I already did a long time ago!
KHD – Now you guys have to keep your promise remember?
LSGeun – Yes. What’s the one thing?