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The base camp for today is at someone’s house, and they set off eagerly there.
KHD: This is nice!
EJW: Is it that house?
MCM: Really, there’s nothing here.. (yea, it is pretty bare there)
KHD: (outside the house) Excuse me.. Annyeonghaseyo!
Guy opens the door.
KHD: Hello, so nice to meet you, we are 1 night 2 days..
The guys greet the house owners. They’re apparently koreans, not Chinese. I’m not too sure about the details, just saw it on the comments section on youtube, so take this with a pinch of salt. So KHD leads the guys into greeting the house owners with a big bow (which is rather formal), and this confuses the house owners, who have no choice but to follow suit (its basic courtesy i think biggrin.gif) CAptions here are HILARIOUS.
[they greet the (house owners) first] [bowing to us?] [? ?] [the forced bow, they have no choice!] HAHAHA
KHD: Just greet us comfortably.. (i.e, no need for the big bow, LOL!) Notice here, LSG gives a 90 degree bow. Have I mentioned how I adore the guy for being so polite and appropriate? biggrin.gif
KHD: Are we disturbing you?
Mommy&Daddy: Aieee.. No, you are not! (the daddy is so awkwardly endearing)
KHD: We’re not disturbing you? Let’s get your son to introduce (the family) to us.
Son: Ok. (refers to his dad) Dad.
KHD: (paused for a second. maybe he doesnt know how to react to this really succinct introduction) Let’s give a hand of applause for the Dad!
KHD: Let’s give a hand of applause for Mom!
KHD: HAHAHA!! Yah.. girlfriend eh.. applause! And?
KHD: Ahh, your sister. Applause!
Mom: She’s currently in (Dae Sung) high school now..
KHD: Ahh.. so she’s in high school now.. which year?
Sister: 2nd year.
KHD: Oh.. so how did you feel about 1 night 2 days coming to you house?
Mom: She was so excited, everyday!
KHD: Ooooh.. Who did you MOST want to see then? Don’t tell us now, just come and hug the person you wanted to see most.
Someone in the background: Just go give the oppa you’ve been wanting to see most a hug.
KHD: Here.. let’s go!
The girl stands up and the other guys start remarking “Ah.. you see? AGAIN! AGAIN! Just look at this!” Yes, she picks LSG! No surprise here, haha. LSG stands up to give her a hug.
KHD: Mr Lee Seung Gi, you popularity is really great..
LSG: (shy but obviously happy biggrin.gif) Aiee… no hyung..
KHD: Hmm, then our daddy here, did you actually know what kind of a program 1 Night 2 Days is?
KHD: Do you know our faces?
Dad: I know your faces!
KHD: Oh!!~ (points to himself) Name?
Dad: … name.. Kim Ho Dong?
KANGHD starts cracking up because the dad changed his surname smile.gif
KHD: (bowing) I’m Kang Ho Dong. And.. (asking him for KimC’s name)
Dad: Man, I don’t know the names. My wife watches (1N2D) regularly though.
KHD: Oh, then Mom, you give a try.
Mom: Kang Ho Dong, KimC, lee Su Guen (and he lets out an exaggerated WOAH!, LOL), Lee Seung Gi, MC Mong? Eun Ji Won? I watched the program well..
KHD: Ah, so that’s it.. Dad, who did you want to see the most?
Dad: Kang Ho Dong.. Doing sirreum (wrestling)! I wanted to see that!
KHD: OOOH! In this case, Dad, you actually knew I was a wrestler back then?
Dad: Yea, I knew!
Yahhhh all the guys sigh in wonder.
KHD: Mom, so if we are going to take up (this room) in the house, where are the rest of the family going to sleep?
Dad: We’ll go somewhere else. We’ll be putting up outside the house!
KHD falls down again, and questions if the arrangement is ok.
Mom: We have many relatives in this area..
The guys: Ah… so this is the case..
KHD: Mom, sing us a song!
Mom: Ahh.. I really dont sing well..
The guys bug her to sing
Mom: Even if i don’t sing it well, I’l still have to sing a few words..
The guys are happy to hear that. Mom starts singing. Apparently the song goes “You are the best..”. It sounds like a really old oldie. LSGuen gets up to do his pepper dance again, LOL. Mom actually doesn’t sing too bad! And our Huh-dang gets up to do his bounce routine.
LSGuen: KimC hyung! Wash my feet.
He’s getting the losers to give him some personal services, LOL
KimC: I’m not a slave..
LSGuen: What kind of talk is this? He’s not gonna do it?
MCM: I’ll do it, I’ll do it, I’ll wash for you..
LSGuen: Brush my teeth for me too.
LSG starts nonchanlantly brushing his teeth even when he hears LSGuen ordering the others to brush his teeth and wash his feet.
[a while later..]
MCM is brushing LSGuen’s teeth!
[a monkey slave’s teeth brushing service..]
MCM: Your tongue, hyung!
He sticks it out. MCM brushes it HARD, and causes LSGuen to gag, LOL. KHD then washes his face too at the small tap.
KHD: Come here, Suguen ah.. I’ll help you wash up.
[the next slave KHD]
LSGuen sticks his feet out at a still busy face washing KHD. LOL, then KHD really starts washing his feet, after which he proceeds to wash LSGuen’s face like one would wash a kid’s face. He pinches LSGuen’s nose to mimic how a parent would get his kid to blow his nose. And guess what? The funnyman REALLY blew his nose! He apparently blew and snot came out, which caused KHD to scream.
KHD: AHHHH!! HAHAHA! AHHHH!!! YOU ARE GONNA DIE, YOU!!!! YOU REALLY BLEW YOUR NOSE?!
LSG stands at the side in half disgusted amusement, and does this thing with his long, pretty fingers biggrin.gif You can see he was a little disgusted, LOL.
LSG: Your snot even came to your lips, didn’t it?
LSGuen: Ah, my snot really came out..
LSG gets all excited and a little disgusted too? HAHAHA. At any rate, he grabbed his hair again, LOL.
LSG: Hyung, can you pour some water on my hair for me once?
LSG then proceeds to give KHD instructions on pouring water on his head and hands him the shampoo too. The guy is so funny, he actually got into push up position to let KHD wash his hair! And he STILL makes noises when he gets his hair washed biggrin.gif
LSG: Oh, Oh! (pour the water) above!
KHD was holding the pail below LSG’s face then and he took LSG’s words literally and splashed the water UPWARDS, onto the poor boy’s face, HAHAHA.
LSG: Ahh! Stop it! Why (are you doing this)? Aie, I said above my head.. (stops KHD who’s about to pour more water onto him) Wait, wait wait! (pour the water on my) hands, hands hands! Oh! AH! My eyes.. my eyes can’t be opened now!
Meanwhile, KimC is brushing his hair, and EJW is watching in amusement behind him.
EJW: ooooh… sanchez!
KimC gets his guitar out and starts singing bessa me, while LSGuen acts like a country bumpkin passerby and tries to give KimC money, to which KimC doesnt even bother to accept. And other guys just keep laughing madly in the background. So what does LSGuen do? Kick KimC aside and close the door of course. Literally.
So country bumpkin LSGuen got tired of ‘busker’ KimC rejecting his money, and decided to shove him out of the way by giving him a great big kick and slamming the door shut behind him. Mexican Kim gets up smiling with his guitar, and speaks ever so relaxedly.
KimC: Yah.. you’re gonna die… Lee Su Guen.
KimC is adorable in his moments, isn’t he? After this little funny episode, the guys sit outside the door and chill.
KHD: PD, what time are we getting up tomorrow?
PD: We’re getting up at 2.30am (!!!!!!) and setting off at 4am.
KHD: Hahaha.. do you know what time it is now?
PD: I have no idea.
KHD: Hahaha.. its 12am now! Why are we even (planning on) sleeping?
Its hard on the guys, even harder on the staff too. Hats off to them! Anyway, they all head of to sleep, winning sirrem team LSG+LSGuen+EJW in the house, KHD+KimC+MCM outside.
Ok, I’m not so sure about this part, can’t really hear the guys clearly, so I’ll try. Hopefully eequeezee can correct me when she sees this episode this week.
LSG: Will there be a time when I will laugh and look back at this?
EJW: Hm. [silence, then suddenly] Grandfather Seung Gi…
EJW: Grandfather Su Guen…
LSGuen (in his grandfatherlu voice): Yes.. Thinking back about those days..
The three boys start muttering like as if they really were old.
LSGuen: KimC went last year right? (I’m guessing it means he passed on? LOL)
MUAHAHAHA, LSG and EJW start laughing like mad.
LSGuen: No matter how you look at us, he seems like the one who would go first..
EJW: Try thinking when Hodong goes..
LSGuen: Well, he sure ate a lot from then till now.. Thinking about the time we went to Baekdusan, really..
EJW: Aigooo.. Back then Hodong believed so much in his strength and ran like he was boiling (? i didn’t understand this).. He had so much energy..
LSGuen: That was when he was DESCENDING Baekdusan! When we are reborn, maybe the two lands would have already reunited..
LSG: That’s a wish? When will we be reunited..
EJW: Enough of reunification already!
They continue to chatter about how they’d be like in future.
LSG: (in his grandfather voice) Let’s all shout together! 1Night!
KHD: 2 DAYS!!
They all wake up. KHD says he’s got something important to tell the guys and gets them to go out of the house to the tent.
EJW: What’s it again? Don’t you see I’m dying? (haha)
Coming out of the house.
EJW: Its 12!!
KHD: Precisely.. so come out quickly!
EJW: Ah, you can just tell us tomorrow! We have 4 hours then..
KHD: (annoyed) COME HERE QUICKLY!
They all sit in the tent.
KHD: All right, we are coming to the end of all the complications, and tomorrow we’ll be off to BDS at 4am. Since we are going to the Heaven Lake, the 1N2D team has prepared something for us. (unzipping his jacket) Don’t be too shocked. From now on its gonna be 100% real. Real seawater from Dokdoh.
He produces the bottle, and the guys just stare on. I guess at that ungodly hour, they weren’t in the right frame of mind to connect to its significance. Anyway, he then produces another 3 bottles of sea water, all taken by people from the respective islands. Obviously the 1N2D team has been planning very carefully for this for a long time. I was really really touched when I saw the little messages from the locals who filled the bottle. Such simple and pure well wishes.
KHD: We’ll be pouring these into the Heaven Lake. What significance does this have?
EJW: I understand now. When these goes into the lake, its like a reunion.
LSG: So we have water from north, south, east and west from our country, and we are all together in the Heaven Lake, we’ll all meet one day.
All the guys sigh in amazement. After some more discussion, they go back to their places to sleep.
LSGuen: I thought KHD was gonna play a joke on us.. but I turned out to be really touched..
Now the guys start getting really excited about their trip for the next day, and can’t wait for it to come.
Its 2.40am and we have LSG with a toothbrush stuck in his mouth, counting down.
LSG: WAKE UP!!!!!!~
MCM makes a wierd sound, haha. Anyway they all wake up and clear up, while LSG sits down to scribble furiously a thank you note for the family. I love the thoughtful gesture. He’s just so appropriate and well behaved, this boy of ours. Hope he stays that way for a long time to come. They pack up and are about to leave.
LSG: Ah, I’m so going to pack less of a load next time..
HAHAHA. He’s so funny with his ways. Dragging that huge luggage along biggrin.gif As for the letter, this is what I could make out. “We express our heartfelt gratitude to you, so sorry for not being able to send our greetings to you before we leave. Again, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Do contact us in Seoul! – KBS 1Night 2Days.” And so, they set off to baekdusan.