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Back on the bus
The guys are back on the bus and hungry, and so the PD passes them some Chinese stuffed pancakes.
LSG: PD, thanks for the meal.
LSGuen: This is the most tasteless thing I’ve eaten in 2008!
EJW starts singing Adios, LOL! And here’s the infamous smoking incident fro MCM too. Anyway, this time round, the PDs pass them chinese crullers. They’re kind of like dough fritters, and are commonly eaten with soya milk as breakfast. They’re neither sweet nor salty, but they’re really yummy when eaten with coffee, tea or soya milk, and I eat them pretty often for breakfast (even though i live in Singapore, they can be found here too )
LSGuen: I’m not eating it..
EJW pops a piece into his mouth.
EJW: I’m not eating this!
HAHAHA! Guess they’re just not used to the taste of it. These dough fritters have their historical background, but I’m not gonna go into it. Let’s just say without anything to go with it, it CAN be pretty tasteless.
This time, the PDs bring out corn, and EJW goes WAAA! Haha, they must have been real hungry.
KHD (in the background): Oh man, give us rice to go with it (the corn), rice..
EJW happily digs into his piece of corn, but…
EJW: How can corn be this tasteless??
Two hours on, the guys are in various states on unconsciousness on the bus. LSG has his jacket over his head (to block out the sun I guess, HAHAHA!), KHD has this unknown thing covering his face and his mouth wide open. They zoom in on EJW, who is somehow resting his head on his shoulders. Four hours on, KHD is sleeping uncomfortably. He soon wakes up at the sound of the brakes, and cleans his eyes, and glares at the cameraman. The small red captions go [What’s with this camera!] [If it comes this close to film me] [my face is gonna appear REALLY BIG!] HAHAHA!!
KHD: We are travelling and travelling, but we don’t seem to be at the end of it.. China… Ahh.. the journey is really long..
LSG: (waking up) Where are we now?
KHD: We have 20 more hours of travelling, so… just go back to sleep again!
LSG starts groaning.. KHD starts examining MCM and EJW in their sleeping states. LSguen passes them a banana, which KimC stuffs into the sleeping MCM’s mouth and wakes him up. The captions are funny! [What’s this..] [Oh, my meal is here!]
3 verse poems
The guys start playing the game to pass time, starting with a groaning KHD.
KHD: Baek- we’ve been driving a hundred metres and the car isn’t stopping, and I wish to pee so much that I’m dying. Du- We’ve slept for 2 hours and the car isn’t stopping.. San- we’re going to the mountain..
I’m not sure about the meaning of the verse LSGuen made, but I heard the last verse, his phony chinese accent and all. He was saying we’re going to the mountain.. FUNNY!! It totally cracked everyone up
Seven hours on, they get off the bus and cook some ramen for dinner.
KHD: IS THERE RICE? Rice! I want rice!
HAHA, the big guy starts yelling out all the different kinds of rice. “Isn’t there any?” NO, KHD! You are in the middle of nowhere, and so there’s no rice for you, not at all!
EJW: Seung Gi yah!~
EJW: Come over..
EJW walks out trying to pretend to be a monk. And he looks, the part, with his shaved head LOL. then they start play acting again, EJW and LSGuen as the monks and MCM as the monkEY. hahaha. The music they play here is kinda wrong too, haha its an orchestra piece that is usually played in celebration of a bountiful harvest (haha, I played it before!), but who cares, it suits the mood. LOL, ans MCM starts screaming, to which KimC throws him a banana. LSGuen then starts knocking at MCM like a monk would on a muyu (a type of chinese instrument that monks play) and acts like he’s blessing the monkey, hahahaha!! The monkey throws the banana skin at the monk in fury
The water has finally boiled, and the guys get down to eating their noodles.
EJW: We’ll be fine if we eat this on the way to Baekdusan… We ARE going to Baekdusan aren’t we? Don’t tell me we are actually at Baekdusan already and don’t know it?
EJW starts questioning if they are really headed to Beakdusan since the journey seems to be taking forever, with no end in sight, haha. KHD then goes in search of more food from the staff, where he is chided (seeing that the staff are actually eating the same stuff too).
Ghost stories on the bus
Ok guys, from what I gathered, Chayouroh is a place, and the Chayouroh ghost story is pretty well known and was discussed on an episode of Sang Sang Plus before. Just google 자유로귀신 and the images will explain more than I will be able to in words here. Let’s just say its a creepy girl with empty eye sockets.
MCM: Who has seen the chayouroh ghost?
KimC: The one with no eyes?
LSG: Its the one that’s quite well known.. is it real?
EJW: It’s a lie! I’ve been to and forth there for so many times at dawn and I’ve NEVER seen it even once!!
LSG: Me too, I haven’t seen it even for once. But the truth is there are people who have seen it.. You do know the Chayouroh story right?
PD: Whats the Chayouroh ghost all about?
LSG: You don’t know? If you go to Chayouroh and look, there’s this girl who wears sunglasses, and it keeps drizzling when the cars pass by. And when you stop and go near to find out why (she’s standing there alone with sunglasses on), her eyes will go “BONG!”open (and all her eyes are missing)!
Camera zooms into LSGuen. Migosh, his expression was scary! I think KimC starts telling another version of the story, apparently experienced first hand by his best pal Yoon Do Hyun.
KimC: YDH was on his car, on his way back home, and there was absolutely nothing all around him (and he couldn’t see anything since it was dark anyway) on the road. While he was all focused on the road, there was this girl who suddenly appeared from the field on the side, and then disappeared into the field again.
MCM jumps out of his seat to demonstrate, which promptly elicits a small scream of terror from one of the PDs (who can’t be seen onscreen)
MCM: (to the PD) What’s wrong with you?
KimC: After a while, it came out on TV (I’m assuming he’s talking about the Chayouroh ghost story being publicized). He had no idea where the place was before that, and then (when the program came out) he realised the Chayouroh place was near the place where he saw (the strange sight of the girl).
PD: So she went on an excursion to Chayouroh and to Nunpadak..?
[multiplayer Chayouroh ghost!] HAHAHA! The captions are SO funny!
MCM: Wait a minute, so going to Chayouroh..
When MCM is speaking, KHD suddenly screams, as a prank. MCM and EJW are all shocked by his exclaimation. Meanwhile..
LSG: Ahh.. my tears are falling..
[Seung gi is.. Crying?] [Why exactly?]
LSG: No, I’m not crying.. the tears are just coming out.. When you hear something scary, don’t your tears fall?
But the others don’t care and keep talking about ghost stories. Captions [But all his hyungs continue with their ghost story telling] —> HAHAHA!
LSG:Ah.. I can’t ever go to Chayouroh.. How am I even supposed to go to Ilsan?
KimC: Have you heard of the SokChogondo story?
LSG: What’s that? I go to SokCho often..
KimC: Over there, there was some university students who went there for an outing. One of the guys realised he left his wallet in the mountains and decided to go get it back (alone). The remaining five people decided to just stick around and play. The guy who went off to get the wallet was called Seung Gi. After that, they waited for around an hour, but Seung Gi didn’t come back.
LSG: Oh my goodness, why are my tears falling again.. I’m going crazy..
KimC: While waiting, they notice Seung Gi standing outside the window himself. He just kept staring at his girlfriend and asking her to come over (my goodness, KimC looks SCARY here).
KHD: Goodness, this is really scary..
Someone (I can’t make out who says this) says: KimC makes it sound so realistic!
MCM: KimC hyung is really scary..
KimC: Seung Gi was holding some newpapers in one of his hands, and with the other he kept motioning for his girlfriend to come over. His girlfriend saw him and said “Hey! There’s Seung Gi!”, her friends kept telling her, “He seems really strange, don’t go over!” But its her boyfriend there, and no matter what the friends say, its just natural for her to go out to him. So she went out, and her boyfriend just grabs her by her hand and starts running wildly. After that, when they are a safe distance away, her boyfriend shows her the newpaper, where the headlines read “University students on holiday killed in bus accident”, with the faces of their friends all there. So their friends are actually dead!
[Seung Gi crying again?]
Haha, everyone starts saying LSG is crying again, and he sits with his legs curled up in front of him He keeps saying he’s not crying though, and the captions are really funny [The one with a weak heart – LSG] [his face is all messed up with tears!]
KimC: Seung Gi is crying, oh, how, what do we do?
LSG’s nightmare of the year
Caption [While replacing the tapes]
LSG is listening attentively to EJW, who is talking about seeing ghosts.
EJW: When we see scary things, its actually our minds at work. When you look at it, if there really are ghosts…
KHD decides to lay down and show his head to LSG, and scare the living daylights out of the boy.
LSG: (gets a HUGE fright) AHHHHHH!!!!! Stop it, really!! Ah, really!
KHD gets a kick out of it and giggles madly.
KimC: Oh, he’s really getting angry now.
In the background, EJW (I think, not sure who it is) starts mimicking LSG, “AHHHHHH!!!!! Stop it, really!!” They all laugh at LSG, and he gets a little calmer after the shock.
LSG: Tell me an interesting story! A funny one.
EJW: Ah, let’s just listen to ghostly ones..
KHD: (Points to the seat in front) Hey, look, there’s someone in that seat.
LSG: Ah, there’s no one here.
KHD: Look properly, there IS.
LSG: Aieee, there isn’t, really.
KHD: But there is..
LSG: Really there isn’t. There’s no one there. (Asks the cameraman) There isn’t anyone right?
KHD still keeps insisting in the background that there IS someone in the seat.
LSG: (in a really serious tone) NO!!!
KHD: Ok ok, I get it. Don’t be s serious, don’t be so serious!
But… KHD slyly lies down again when LSG is looking elsewhere. And when he turns around, he SCREAMS really LOUDLY (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) The captions here are hilarious, it goes something like [Seung Gi is in a ghost house It’d be a great day for him to do bungee jumping!] KHD meanwhile, is gasping for breath laughing at LSG.
KHD: Woah.. that was the BEST reaction!
LSG: It’s REALLY scary, if you see it (KHD’s FACE) from below.
PD: Please do it again for us!
Next, KHD uses tissue to scare the boy.
LSG: AHHH!! Ah, stop it please, really. Really, please stop it!
I thought he was going to cry from all the scares, haha. Well, at least KHD did something right. LSG took off his darned hat after all that scaring While he’s doing that, LSGuen lies down on the floor of the bus next to an innocent and unknowing LSG.
LSG: I’m not going to Baekdusan anymore, really, I’m not going to Baekdusan anymore!
KHD keeps perstering LSG from behind, and he turns to look at KHD, only to be scared by LSGuen who’s lying on the ground, and he yells REALLY loudly again.
LSG: AHHHHH!! REALLY, STOP IT PLEASE!!!!
Captions [How many times have they done it to him, but he’s scared AGAIN]
They do a replay of the moment, ending with a screen shot of LSG, mouth wide open, and the caption reminds us of his striking resemblance to scream in this scene. [His shriek looks like SCREAM]
LSG: Oh man, I’m really usually not so weak.. oh..
KHD: Let’s turn off the lights and sleep.
LSG: (settling into his seat) Oh please don’t turn off the lights.
KHD suddenly puts his face in front of the boy again. Of course he gets a scare, AGAIN. Hahahaha. This time he grips his head in utter despair and goes yet again, “Really, please stop it!”
[he hasn’t been scared slightly even once in 18 years – the hicupping LSG teacher.] –> LOL
KHD: Seung Gi yah, sing a song..
LSG: A song? (starts singing a blues version of Vacation)
KHD: Close your eyes and totally drown yourself in the feel..
LSG obediently closes his eyes. KHD sticks his face in front of LSG in the meantime, ready to scare the boy again.
LSG: (about to go into the chorus) 메..AHHHHH!!!
LSG finally lies down from all that repeated scaring. He starts singing 그래서 어쩌라고, unplugged. (wow!)