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KHD: Have you made your decision? Is there your have an ideal type (of guy) here?
Female staff 1: Yes, there is.
KHD: Ok.. You can start now!~ Fighting!
She goes off and bows to KimC first. After walking around a little, she stands behind LSGuen, BUT! Her final decision is LSG!! Haha, LSG looked really happy to be picked!
MCM: Lee Sueng Gi.. Everywhere we go he’s always the most popular.. (isn’t it true? the baby of the bunch is really popular with most people, isn’t he?)
They continue with the couple selection.
KHD: If you like LSG (and want to choose him), then grab his other arm ok? If you want to choose LSG. Its ok, you can do it. Understand? Ok, ready… go!
Female staff no 2 walks behind KimC (which makes him really happy, LOL!!). However, the girl makes her decision very quickly and puts her arms around.. LSGuen! He was so happy, lol. KHD then asks female staff no. 3 if she has a person in mind and she says yes.
KimC: She looked at us!! (him and MCM)
KHD: Ok, ready…GO!!
Female staff picks EJW!! Haha, EJW’s reaction to this was so funny. He started imitating the dance that the girl had done earlier on.
KHD: Why do you like EJW the most?
Female staff 3: I saw him on one of the korean programs I’ve watched on the boat.
KHD: Why do you like Lee Seung Gi?
Female staff 1: I met him for the first time today.. first sight (and he attracted me)..
KHD: Ah.. so its the feeling at first sight?
Female staff 1: Maybe..
KHD: Ahh, so its the feeling at first sight.. (to LSG) wow.. you are really great!
LSG: (shyly) Ah, no, no..
KHD: (to female staff 2 who picked LSGuen) Why… Why is it like this? (HAHAHA!! the way he asked this was REALLY funny!!)
Female staff 2: I really like interesting (and funny) people!
The caption reads “One word.. Because he’s funny!”
LSGuen: (pointing in KimC and MCM’s direction) They are not interesting (or funny), and their faces are not good looking either..
MCM and KimC look really anguished at LSGuen’s remarks.
KHD: Ok, these two ladies are doing a public service (for MCM and KimC, LOL!!!) Ok.. Is there someone you like?
Female staff 4: Yes, there is.
KHD: Is the person you like already part of a couple?
Female staff 4: Yes, he is.
MCM and KimC turn to despair. That means they are not going to be picked, no matter what. MCM starts walking forward.
KHD: MCM, go back to your place. Don’t interrupt(obstruct) the program!
Female staff no. 4 then proceeds to choose her guy. She just totally sidesteps MCM and KimC haughtily, and the captions in purple say “Move off!” And she picks our dear boy LSG! LSG looked really shocked that he got picked and he kept asking “Me? Is it me?”. Such a cutie. I didn’t like this particular female staff though. She gave off a weird vibe. Maybe I’m just sensitive Anyway, its time for the last female staff to pick her man.
KHD: Do you have a boyfriand?
Female staff 5: No, I don’t.
MCM: You know, when i used to be on loveletter, I was REALLY popular (with the ladies)! I even got 3 votes once!
Captions: Who is he trying to tell this to? (Who is he trying to kid? )
MCM: I can go take a short nap and come back again later right?
The girl then goes and makes her choice. She picks MCM! He was ECSTATIC.
LSGuen: (gesturing to LSG’s side) Here, just get one (girl) from here. Because she’s the best sister. JUST GO TO THE OTHER (kimc) SIDE!
LOL, his reason is so random!
MCM: Oh man, I really want to cry (in happiness at being picked)
KHD gets the two girls who chose LSG to step out.
KimC: Out of the two of them, the one who loses (doesn’t get chosen by LSG will be my partner?
KHD: Ok, so there are two of you ladies here. The one who doesn’t get chosen by LSG will have no choice but to partner up with KimC. (asks the girl) What if you do not get selected by LSG?
Female staff 1: Well, but there’s that person there anyway(gestures to KimC)
I think EJW then tells LSG something like your personal affairs are really uncomfortable, meaning that LSG is in an awkward position. Can’t really make out what he was saying.
Female staff 1: (to LSG) Don’t feel burdened, just choose as your heart tells you (ah, the girl is nice!)
LSG chooses the nice girl! Then KimC walks out to lead the other girl away in a really funny manner, like some lecherous male patron. FUNNY!!
KHD tells the rest that the best couple will get ice cream as a present, as well as signed CDs. We start with the KimC couple. For convenience sake, I’ll just call the girls they are playing the game with their partner and i’ll put the word they have to describe in a bracket. The game is simple, they get the chinese girls (who presumably don’t speak korean as well as the guys) to describe the word that is flashed and the guy has to guess it. They have 60 seconds for each round.
Partner: Ah.. In China, a famous kungfu..
The funny thing is she pronounces kungfu as 공부gongfu (which is how its pronounced in Chinese), and that actually sounds like study in korean
KimC: Kungfu? Bruce Lee!
Partner: A fat… animal! Bulgogi (beef)! Seum kyup (?) meat! (a kind of pork dish)
KimC: PIG!! PIG!!
Partner: (makes a sound) *poot* ergh!!! That stinks!
[Prince sickness] —> commonly used in korean dramas to refer to someone as thinking too highly of himself and acts like a prince, which comes off as really irksome. Female equivalent is Princess sickness.
Partner: The antonym of princess.
Partner: Ahh, it hurts!
KimC: Princess sickness!
Partner: No the opposite one!!
KimC: PRINCE SICKNESS!!
[Kang Ho Dong]
Partner: (points to KHD)
KimC: (shouts IMMEDIATELY) PIG!!!!!
Its time over. OMG I fell off my chair laughing at KimC’s last answer. His automatic response to her pointing to KHD was to shout ‘PIG!’. The best part is that one of the previous questions already included pig, which he guessed correctly! FUNNY!!
[ribs] —> as in like pork ribs, ribs that can be eaten
Partner: Its something that you can eat..
MCM: Pork. Pork ribs?
Partner: Yes yes! Pig.. remove it!
Partner: In Korea.. the capital. Capital.
Partner: Everyday where you sing songs..
MCM: Radio station!
Partner: No, where you sing songs. An interesting place..
KimC gives a hint: where you sing pop songs..
MCM: Music Bank!
Partner: What is your name?
MCM: MC MONG!!!
Partner does a bouncing action
[great wall of china]
Partner: In our China, its really famous (gestures that it is something long) Its really long!
Partner: Oh, pass!
Partner: Antonym of prince.
Partner: Princess hurts..
LSGuen: Princess sickness!
[sung ryeong] —> think its a place name? not sure
Partner: (starts speaking in mandarin) 你喜欢 (you like)..
LSGuen: ??? (he starts guessing after this) Melon! Cucumber!
His partner tells him the vegetable is yellow
LSGuen: Tomato! Melon! PASS!!!!
Partner: Cold noodles.. it looks like jajang colour..
LSGuen gets all confused, haha. Then he gets frustrated and screams PASS!! The next word potbelly gets passed too.
[makeup] —> makeup is called hwajang in korean, and toilet is called hwajangshil, where shil means room. So it literally means makeup room..
Partner gestures to the toilet
LSGuen: Hwajangshil! (toilet)
Partner: No, its two words..
LSGuen: Suh byun! (piss)
Partner gestures again with her hands to her face.
She does the heart action
LSGuen: I love you!
Partner: No, two words!
The girl starts talking in chinese again, saying that there’s two words.
LSGuen: (mimicking what the girl said) Liang ge zi? (meaning two words). Second love? Love?
Times up! KHD gets LSGuen to try conversing to the girl in chinese. LSGuen mutters something unintelligible and gestures wildly.
Partner: 你会游泳吗？ (do you know how to swim?)
LSGuen pretends he understands and starts gesturing wildly again, LOL!!
LSGuen: She’s saying I’m really short! Isn’t it?