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INTRO – KHD announces that it’s now 2008, and asks if anyone has had any good dreams so far in the new year. LSG says that he keeps having dreams where he’s picking chestnuts, and that people say that that’s a fertility dream (this is funny because we know that LSGeun had a shotgun wedding because he got his wife pregnant…). KHD says that he keeps having dreams about alligators, and LSGeun says that that too is a fertility dream – a sign that he’s going to have a boy… But then KHD says that he’s beating alligators to death in his dreams! LSGeun says, “why are you squashing dreams of fertility!? (meaning “don’t you want children?”)” to which MCM says, “at least he’s not killing and eating them! (meaning “at least he’s not eating babies” HA)”
KHD compliments MCM on nicely settling into the show, and calls back to the previous trip where the highlight was MCM playing ping-pong. MCM says that he has quickly gained legendary status on account of the ping-pong scene and that all these people go onto his website and ask him to play.
KHD announces that 3 will be riding to Uljin comfortably by bus, and 3 will freeze riding down in a convertible, and to determine the outcome, they will play a game of hackey-sack. We hear MCM bragging about how good he is in hackey-sack, and advises LSG to come onto his team… Others start to brag so KimC says, “Everyone kick the hackey-sack JUST ONCE so that we can see everyone’s form…”
MCM kicks it once.
LSG THEN KICKS IT THREE TIMES!
KHD – We said kick it ONCE. What part of that didn’t you understand?!
KimC – Hey, as a new year’s gift, can I give you a nickname?
LSG – Nickname? Ok.
KimC – You’re…HUH-DANG. HUH-DANG Lee Seung Gi teacher.
(Everyone laughs, then to affirm the nickname…)
KHD – We said we’d all kick the hackey-sack ONCE all but a second ago but still!
KimC – That’s why he’s a huh-dang —
LSG – (taking it all in stride) I think I can get used to being called that (the more I hear it).
KimC – I had an argument with my wife because of you!
LSG – Because of me? Why?
KimC – She said you were cute! Jeesh… (This was so random and funny!)
Teams get formed — ping-pong teams again!
KHD/LSG/KimC get the bus!
Each team gets a 3 dollar stipend. LSGeun says, “let’s play for the money…” LSG and EJW represent each team — EJW/MCM/LSGeun win.
KHD wants to win the money back, and offers a double or nothing bid. All the money vs. THE BUS! LSGeun comes out of nowhere and kicks the hackey-sack 10 times!
IN THE CONVERTIBLE
KHD/LSG/KimC enjoy the cool open air:
LSG – This is the first time I’m riding in a convertible.
KimC – The back seat is so refreshing!
KHD – This route is really scenic.
KHD – I regret not having long hair that blows with the wind when you’re driving along the coast in a convertible like this.
LSG – You just need to grow out your hair. Does your hair not grow?
They all laugh —
KimC – Huh-Dang Sun-Seng (teacher).
LSG – I’ve always wondered [if KHD’s hair grew or was permanently short HA]. It’s been the same hairstyle for 15 years right?
KHD – yeah… WOW camera camera camera
KimC and KHD start waving at the cameramen but:
LSG – Is this one of those cameras that ticket you if you’re speeding? Oh they’re ours!
KimC – yeah they’re ours…man you’re REALLY a huh-dang!!!
The guys’ fun comes to an end because after a bit, it gets COLD.
KimC – Seung Giya, have you heard of the saying, ‘my ears are so cold they’re going to fall off’?
LSG – haha…the top must be broken right?
KimC – Whoever said that I’m an expressionless person? (Then the caption reads “SAD/PATHETIC EXPRESSION…” hahaha so funny).
LSG – Wow it’s really cold…does this play music or anything?
(MCM’s “Ice Cream” comes on)
KimC – Hey! Why this song?!
LSG – Who eats ice cream in the winter? when it’s cold? (Caption reads “MCM DOES” – then KHD turns the radio off HA!)
KIMC/LSGeun PHONE CONVERSATION
KimC – Hello?
LSGeun – Hyung-nim…wow they have the music on and are having blast right now.
KimC – SuGeun-ah!
LSGeun – yes?
KimC – SAVE ME!!!
LSGeun – Why is this ‘save me’ talk when he knows what kind of program this is — when I’m busy trying to survive myself (HA!)
KimC – I don’t think I’m going to make it – it’s too cold ugh!
LSGeun – It’s too cold you say? Can you please turn down the heater in here? It’s too warm in here! (HAHAHA!)
BACK AT THE CONVERTIBLE
KHD – Seung Gi, it seems like people are really liking you.
LSG – Really? I’m truly thankful.
KHD – I don’t think you have a single anti.
LSG – Upon coming on 1N2D… (This part was funny – I think LSG was saying that some antis have cropped up since he joined this show HA)
LSGeun/EJW/MCM pass the time by coming up with THE 1N2D SONG, with wacky lyrics about not being able to sleep, eating kanari, etc.
BACK AT THE CONVERTIBLE AGAIN (One of my FAVORITE scenes in all of 1N2D, as this shows the closeness between KHD and LSG).
LSG – I’m starting to get hungry…Are you guys not hungry?
KimC – My mouth has twisted and won’t move.
KHD – We’re freezing but thinking about the guys in the bus, OW
LSG – Is there any way we can meet up with the bus and do something about switching rides?
KHD – We might be able to sway two of the guys, but MCM is too wicked.
LSG – I don’t have any feeling (in my hands)
KHD says hi to the passing van…
KimC – I’m dying it’s so cold.
LSG – I seriously don’t have any feeling (blowing into his hand). It’s too cold.
KHD starts warming LSG’s hand
LSG – Aaah…thank you. Such a warm feeling.
KimC – Seung Giya want my gloves?
LSG – Hyung, can I go around and brag to people that I know you/I’m close to you?
KimC starts laughing (you can tell he thought what LSG said was so cute!
KHD – It would be an honor for me (if you did that).
KHD/LSG/KimC ON THE STREET
The guys stop to rest. The PD tells them that one of the teams will be going on an excursion to catch crabs.
KimC – We’re going to catch crabs? We dummies are?
LSG – It really feels like you guys are selling us (as hard laborers). Any day now…we’re catching shrimp next week huh?! Are we going to get to eat the crabs we catch?
KHD – It’s not going to be easy but I’m sure we’ll be able to partake in some of what we catch.
LSG – So you’ll give us tools (meaning FISHING POLES) for us to catch the crabs with…
KimC – (shoves LSG because LSG was so easily willing to take the task on when he knew nothing about crab catching) Catching crabs is like, the hardest thing to do!
KHD – We have to go on a boat and stuff. (Caption reads – Indeed, Huh-dang Lee Seung Gi teacher HAHA!)
The guys decide to pretend like the crab-catching trip is something that they REALLY want to do. Hilarious bit as they practice their scheme; one will pretend to offer up the trip to the other team and the other two will come in and protest – to make it seem like they don’t want to give up the crab trip. First they practice with LSG, then with KHD. They decide that KHD will carry out the plan. FUNNY. KHD calls LSGeun and arranges for the teams to meet — LSGeun and MCM are suspicious.
KHD/LSG/KimC also plan to get LSGeun into a rocks/paper/scissor match and all decide that KHD will throw out a rock.
THE TEAMS MEAT
KHD/LSG/KimC enact their plan, and LSGeun/EJW/MCM don’t fall for it. Then KHD/LSGeun play rock/paper/scissor and KHD throws out a PAPER instead of rock and LOSES! Then they play the pile-on game and lose that too. Strange thing here was — the issue about which team has to go on the crab-catching trip wasn’t settled here (was settled later when they played badminton). I think KHD/LSG/KimC were trying to get a chance to ride the bus and win some money back (not 100% sure here). Regardless, they lost out on both. HA.
KHD/LSG/KimC SQUATTED DOWN
KimC – You needed to throw out rock. Why did you throw out paper???
KHD – That’s already in the past I apologized too.
LSG – (also badgering KHD) We have no other options now. Dinner’s been taken away from us. How are we going to eat lunch we don’t have any money.
KHD – Are you saying that you can live without me? Do you think you can live without me?
LSG – I’ll miss you. I’ll be sad. However I think I’ll be able to do so.
KHD shoves LSG and laughs off the hurt (awwww!)
LSG – Really, it’ll be tough, and I’ll want to see you, but I do think I’ll be able to go on! (HA!)
THE GUYS PLAY BADMINTON to determine which team wakes up in the middle of the night to go on a six-hour boat trip to go catch crabs. LSGeun and MCM won, inspired by their sick teammate EJW, who came down with a bad cold…